Some Guy: What's your name, what's your sign?
Me: Kat Toledo, I have sagittarius cusped with capricorn, scorpio rising.
Notorious B.I.G.: Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind.
Me: Thanks, good bye, oh hello..
Notorious B.I.G.: And ask what your interests are?
Me: I enjoy writing, directing, and acting for tv, movies, and live comedy shows.
Notorious B.I.G.: Who you be with?
Me: I've opened for Eric André, been on The Chris Gethard Show, was on a house sketch team at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, worked with Kembra Pfahler for Spinello Projects, and a bunch of other cool stuff. I also just completed writing, producing, and directing my first pilot, Toe Hoes. Ask me for the link ;)
Notorious B.I.G.: Things to make you smile?
Me: Booty bass and Astral projection.
Notorious B.I.G.: What numbers to dial?
Me: You can just shoot me an email at
Notorious B.I.G.: You gon' be here for a while?
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